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RAGE AGAINST THE NIGHT - AND GLOBAL WARMING
10 years from now.....
Daddy, who is Al Gore?
Sweetheart, he is the one who invented the Internet and Global Warming.
Daddy, What's Global Warming? It was a scheme by a failed politictian to insert himself into global political stage by predicting the rapid end of the Earth unless HE were able to collect a TAX on all the different forms of energy we use.
Daddy, Whatever happened to him?
The supreme court ruled that his brand of "environmentalism" had become a fanatical religion and paradoxically, because of the precedence set by the ACLU in the early part of the century, his "religious speech" was prohibited in government buildings and in the public square just like any other form of prayer or mention od God. Eventually Al Gore and his followers came to believe that the only way to save Mother Earth was for their to be a massive reduction in the number of humans on the planet so they all committed suicide and we lived happily ever after.
Daddy, did that solve Global Warming?
It turns out that the warming was not caused by CO2 or Greenhouse gasses after all. The Warming was caused by solar activity and actually caused a rise in the levels of greenhouse gas. So you see honey, there is no threat from "Global Warming" a few misguided people just misunderstood the cause of our planet's natural warming cycle.
Daddy, Are they ever going to repeal the "Carbon Tax" that we pay on all forms of energy we use?
Don't be silly darling....
Comment Posted By Damn Skippy On 9.07.2007 @ 10:28
